Thursday, June 29, 2006

What will they think of next?
Nick Nolte has had a 'testicle tuck' .If you're curious about what a testicle tuck is, Nolte tells us it "basically is to lift them up higher so you don't sit on them."

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Have you heard about the trucker who has painted his cab and trailer with the names of all those who lost their lives in 9/11? The trucker's name is John Holmgren from Shafer, Minn. He has been "pulled over" numerous times just so the troopers can get their picture taken with the truck.

All Wal-Mart Discount Stores are to become SuperCenters
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June 16, 2006
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Wal-Mart Stores announced that all 100,000 square-foot Wal-Mart Discount Stores will become 200,000 square-foot Wal-Mart SuperCenters around May 25, 2008 (a change that will include hundreds of the most-common Wal-Mart Discount Stores that will become the newest most-common experiment Wal-Mart SuperCenters), making it a total of over 4,000 Wal-Mart SuperCenters located anywhere in the United States.
Wal-Mart SuperCenters combine standard Wal-Mart Discount Stores with 36 full-line merchandise departments and full-line supermarkets with meat and poultry, bakery, delicatessen, frozen foods, garden produce, dairy products, and seafood departments. These stores also feature numerous specialty shops and alcove shops like: Wal-Mart Tire & Lube Express, Wal-Mart Vision Center, Wal-Mart Photo Center, Wal-Mart Portrait Studio, Wal-Mart One-Hour Photo Processing, a video arcade called Wal-Mart Family Fun Center, a Movie Gallery/Hollywood Video rental shop, and a branch from a local bank area. The food courts in all of these stores are normally full-menu McDonald's plus Wal-Mart Café (a full-menu snack bar), Dunkin' Donuts, Subway and Baskin-Robbins.
Sometime around June 15, 2006, Wal-Mart Stores will cease building any additional 100,000-square-foot discount stores, but will now only build nearly 200,000-square-foot SuperCenters instead. Around May 25, 2008, there will be a total of over 4,000 Wal-Mart SuperCenters anywhere in the United States averaging 175,000 to 225,000 square-feet each, and serving 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and 365 days a year operations.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Jarrod Birmingham

Real Country:

You say there are no more outlaws in country? Well, we've got one for you, a Texan named Jarrod Birmingham. The former professional bull rider entertained the Country Weekly staff recently, and had everyone applauding his honest, no-holds-barred songs like "Where'd You Go Country Music" and "If You Don't Like Me" from his No Apologies CD. As Jarrod says, "I'm not trying to be the prettiest guy in country music, just the most real." Learn more about the talented sing/songwirter at jarrodbirmingham.com.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

In The News...

World

In Kiev, a man walked into the city zoo, climbed into the lion cage and proclaimed that God would keep him safe. Unfortunately for him, it must have been God's day off.
The good news: the price of oil has dropped nearly $2 to below $70 a barrel. The bad news? The price of barrels has gone up $5.

National

California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has ordered National Guard troops to help guard his state's border with Mexico. His exact words were, "We must guard our state against illegals." Well I am parphrasing, it was either that, or "Grease and lard are hated by beagles."
Road rage” now has a clinical name: “intermittent explosive disorder” and researchers say that 16-million Americans are driving around with it. You can tell if the person driving next to you has road rage by counting the number of fingers he’s holding up at you. Just one? He’s got it

Entertainment

The singer Meatloaf has gone to court, demanding that he should be the only one to be able to use the phrase "Bat Out of Hell" when connected to music. Wow, there's so much to not care about there!
The King Tut exhibit has returned to Chicago. Security is particularly high, especially since Anna Nicole Smith was seen around town.
In realted news Anna Nicole Smith has confirmed on her web site that, yes, she is pregnant. No word on if the father is still living or on life-support.
And finally... It’s almost the weekend…for everyone except Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.